This Funny Week in Funny Tweets: April 24, 2020

Michael Balazo

@mbalazo

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Huge news for fans of George Clooney shitting outside!!!

lucy

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what is their soundcloud x.com/i/status/12512…

Ben Rosen

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not a joke, my clippers just died

Hannah Hon

@muuurmaid

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WAIT I MEANT COOKIE WTF

Hannah Hon

@muuurmaid

🍋 my simple lemon coochie cake recipe for da zesty people out there 🍋

linds

@Lwowwy

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The existence of the meatball sub implies that there also exists a meatball dom

word west

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no idea where this came from but i’ve had it saved on my phone for like 4 years & thought u should see it

hot mystic piss

@Mrs_Foo_Cough

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Old McDonald’s: now a farm

ITV Wales News

@ITVWales

Flock of sheep visit empty McDonald's restaurant during lockdown bit.ly/3anwo7N

Natalie Rotter-Laitman

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Imagine getting this reminder daily

Ada McVean | Trans Rights Are Human Rights

@AdaMcVean

Daily reminder that turtles are not “inside” their shells. They *are* their shells.

planet Dave

@_daviant

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Another day another stupid Excel chart

Hannah Long

@HannahGraceLong

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How I used to begin work emails: Hi! How I begin work emails now:

Sarah Cooper

@sarahcpr

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How to medical

Wesley Clark

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It took one month to the day.

Wesley Clark

@WesClarkjr

I wonder when he's going to recommend his followers drink bleach to guard against the virus. phoenixnewtimes.com/news/covid-19-… via @phoenixnewtimes

alina k🐇ありなカニン

@alinakanin

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“nerdcore hiphop” only exists because white people don’t actually listen to hiphop because if they did they’d see that tons of these rappers are nerdy as fuck. Del learned Japanese just to play video games. Wu-Tang’s entire thing is nerdy as fuck.

Dan Wilbur

@DanWilbur

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This photo is incredible. You can see the idea percolating in his mind. “Why has no one thought of this. The answer is right in front of us. I will say it. I’ll be the hero we need.”

Mike Drucker

@MikeDrucker

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“It’s reasonable that when we cover our faces with our hands, he thinks we disappeared. If you can’t see someone’s face, that person may have left the room. When we reveal our faces again, he responds with delight because he now understands we have been here the whole time.”

Acyn

@Acyn

Dr. Birx defends the President: When he gets new information, he likes to talk that through out loud and really have that dialogue and so that’s what dialogue he was having. I think he just saw the information at the time immediately.. and he was still digesting that information

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fkajack

@fkajack

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fuck it... dog vibin’ to kylie minogue