Seth Rogen Got High and Watched 'Cats' and He's Not Okay
It started off innocently enough, with him tweeting: "I'm pretty stoned and watching Cats. I've never seen the broadway show. It is truly trippy. Am I supposed to know what a Jellicle is? They've said it 200,000 times but I don't know what's happening haha."
From there, his Twitter feed revealed one man's slow descent into insanity.
He had questions ("WHAT IS JELLICLE?!,!?"), he had observations ("Some cats in pants. Some no pants."), he had opinions ("Judi Dench looks the most cuddly.").
Rogen didn't even make it to the end of the film, opting to turn it off and watch 90 Day Fiancé instead.
Nevertheless, follow him on his truly bizarre journey through some of the film Cats below.
Also the scale is bizarre. The behind the scenes features, which are amazing, said the set is 2.5 times scale but that would mean cats are like 60 pounds in real life!
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 18, 2020
The mice!?!?!?!?!?!!?
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 18, 2020
This is so "Broadway funny".
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 18, 2020
"Let's make 35 nonsense songs introducing cats!" - The makers of cats.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 18, 2020
Jason Derulos feet don't look like they're touching the ground.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 18, 2020
I have a hard time getting actors to rehearse for like 20 mins. They got these people to train to lick their hands and rub them in their hair for weeks!!!
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 18, 2020
Their tales are dancing.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 18, 2020
These cats are straight up wearing white chuck taylors!!!
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 18, 2020
A lot of neon lights at knee height in London in the 30's.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 18, 2020
Judi dench looks the most cuddly.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 18, 2020
"The Theater Cat!" Let's intro another fucking cat!!!
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 18, 2020
Like why even make these actors show up on set? They're playing cats.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 18, 2020
"Do it more like a cat!" - the director of cats. "You sure it's not weird?" - actor in Cats. "Nah fam it's fucking genius! People have loved this shit for decades! It's perfect!"
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 18, 2020
These cats love to mess up a made bed.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 18, 2020
Wide Awake!!!!! Ahaha
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 18, 2020
Out of respect, I'll leave Idris out of all this.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 18, 2020
Alright I'm turning this off and watching 90 day fiancé. Good night. Stay clean as fuck.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 18, 2020
Release the Butthole Cut of Cats!! https://t.co/C2VgPqSv1L
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) March 18, 2020