The 'Hamilton' Guy Did a Hillary Clinton Rap That Will Give You Full-Body Embarrassment Chills
Published Oct 18, 2016For some bizarre reason, half of the world is enthralled with Lin-Manuel Miranda and the hokey, after-school-special raps of his Broadway musical Hamilton. Now, the substitute teacher-looking hip-hopper has upped the dork factor to a new degree with some rappin' about how to campaign for Hillary Clinton.
Wearing a blazer with a t-shirt and jeans, Miranda rocked the perfect substitute teacher look while performing at the Broadway for Hillary fundraiser event. Joined by Tony-winning actress Renée Elise Goldsberry, Miranda delivered a rap so soft that it made Macklemore seem like Necro.
The song was a reworking of the Hamilton track "Ten Duel Commandments," itself a bastardization of Biggie's "Ten Crack Commendments."
In it, he uses an incredibly irksome counting structure to explain all of the ways in which you can help campaign for Hillary. In doing so, he may have just ruined hip-hop forever.
Watch Lin-Manuel Miranda's loathsome hip-hop performance below, where you can also read along with its lyrics then join us in praying for the sweet release of death.