Nike SB, we have to know! Who came up with the inspired idea for the skateboarding arm of the quintessential sneaker brand to collaborate with none other than Nardwuar the Human Serviette?
Nardwuar himself surely knows the answer, as the interviewer is famous for unearthing truths that many of his subjects have yet to reveal to themselves — let alone anyone else. Obviously, the Nard is also a style icon, so it should perhaps come as no surprise that the Nardwuar x Nike SB Dunk Low collaboration is rumoured to be arriving during the 2025 holiday season.
Mockups for the sneaker design have now hit the internet, and they're just as festive as you'd think. Inspired by his signature tartan cap (and frequently worn matching pants), the two available colourways incorporate the pattern in various degrees of loudness, if you're into more demure footwuar. The insoles even reportedly include Nardwuar's infamous interview sign-off: "Doot doola doot doo... doot doo!"
The Nardwuar x Nike SB Dunk Low is expected to retail for around $135 USD. Check out the mockups below; just doo-doola doot do it!