In a Soulless Marketing Coup, the Trailer for Brad Pitt's New Movie Is Here
Published Sep 20, 2016It's been an emotionally draining day ever since we learned that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are disbanding the model U.N. that is their family. While the nature of love is completely unpredictable in this day and age, there are some things that remain extremely predictable. Take, for example, the soulless savviness of marketers, who have capitalized on this news with the arrival of a new Brad Pitt trailer.
Depending on which filthy gossip rags you peruse, you may have read that Brad Pitt had a sneaky affair with Marion Cotillard while onset of their latest movie Allied (a bit of goss that TMZ has refuted).
Either way, with those names trending so high, it only makes sense that we'd get a first trailer for Allied. The film is a love story set in World War II, and features plenty of machine guns and kissing. It's probably a great looking trailer, but we can't seem to stop crying long enough to watch it.
If you're ready to move on, you can watch the trailer for Allied below.