'Fuller House' Cast Members (and Their Ousted Creator Jeff Franklin) Have Made an Awful Country Song About Dogs

BY Josiah HughesPublished Sep 22, 2020

There's been no shortage of drama in the Full House/Fuller House universe. Most recently, Lori Loughlin was sentenced to prison for an infamous college admissions scandal. Before that, creator Jeff Franklin was let go from Season 4 of Fuller House after allegations that he was inappropriate on set. Still, Franklin has clearly remained good enough friends with his cast members that he managed to get them on this cringey new song (though Loughlin was not invited). 

Six Full House cast members — Bob Saget, John Stamos, Candace Cameron Bure, Jodie Sweetin, Andrea Barber and Dave Coulier — teamed up with Franklin to form "The Full Dog-House," an absolutely horrendous lite-rockin' country act who have delivered a song called "Gotta Love a Golden."

The song sees them sing about golden retrievers and, er, how they "dream of balls." It's hard to even imagine how that works as a double entendre, but alas.

The accompanying video includes a speech from Franklin, who urges people to donate to PetSmart Charities in an effort to help curb animal homelessness. Watch the video below, if you dare.

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