Drake Isn't in Tiffany Haddish's Book of Dick Pics Because He Stood Her Up
Published Jun 26, 2018Tiffany Haddish claims that Drake stood her up on a date — missing out on the opportunity to appear in her photo album of penises.
The comedian appeared on Jada Pinkett Smith's Red Table Talk show on Facebook yesterday (June 25) and revealed quite a bit about her dating life.
Haddish told her friend and Girl's Trip co-star that Drake had asked her out on a date after the "Nice for What" video shoot, but then stood her up at the last minute due to a "family emergency."
"I really don't have a lot of time for it, but when somebody asks me out on a date that I'm interested in hanging out with, I will clear the schedule, I will make some time," she explained.
So when Drizzy asked her to dinner in L.A., "I was like shoot, I'm gonna get my moustache waxed, get my armpits waxed. Got me a nice little dress. I was like okay, I could have made $100,000 today, but I was trying to see what that D do," she explained.
Haddish went on to reveal that had she got the chance "to see what that D do," it may have ended up in her photo collection of past dates' dicks.
Describing her "dick pic book" as "research" for her "penialtologist" work, Haddish explained that she had amassed a collection of actually totally solicited dick pics.
"When I was younger, anytime I would go on a date, I would ask a guy if I could see his penis and then I would pull out my disposable camera and ask can I take a picture of your penis," she said. "I'm like, 'I don't want your face or anything, I just want to remember your penis.'"
Fortunately for Drake, his date-ditching has at least kept one compromising photo off the internet.
Watch Smith's full interview with Haddish below.
Drake's past records Take Care, What a Time to Be Alive, If You're Reading This It's Too Late and Views are available on vinyl through Umusic.