You Can Finally Own One of Chuck E. Cheese's Terrifying Animatronic Rock Bands

You Can Finally Own One of Chuck E. Cheese's Terrifying Animatronic Rock Bands
If you've got some room in your basement and an extra five grand kicking around, we've got the perfect proposition for you — you can finally start one of the most terrifying anthropomorphic garage rock bands the world has ever seen.

As Spin points out, a Craigslist user in Visalia, CA, is selling one of those terrifying animatronic rock bands from Chuck E. Cheese for $5,000 USD. 

The Beach Bowzers are a pack of dogs that were designed to resemble the Beach Boys. Their animatronics were retrofitted from the Beagles, and they sing in stereotypical surfer voices.

The Craigslist ad notes that the machines come with tapes dated from 1985, and the owner is unclear on whether or not the creatures still work. But anyone who's seen the alternately terrifying and enlightening documentary about the Rock-afire Explosion knows that the animals can be reprogrammed to play any tunes.

Watch the Beach Bowzers rock out below, then start planning how you're going to pick up this cumbersome machinery from California.