We Regret to Inform You That "Baby Shark" Is Going on a Huge North American Tour

We Regret to Inform You That "Baby Shark" Is Going on a Huge North American Tour
Even if you think it's nothing but "doo doo," there's no denying that "Baby Shark" has infected the media world — and all of our brains — beyond repair. Unfortunately, the viral kids song will now have real-world implications, as "Baby Shark" creators have threatened us with a tour. 

To the joy of children and the abject horror of parents everywhere, a tour called "Baby Shark Live" is set to hit more than 100 Canadian and American markets later this year. The dates won't be announced until July 9, so start praying now that it won't come anywhere near you.

The show is being produced by Round Room Live, whose Stephen Shaw told Billboard, "There's obviously something incredible there with 'Baby Shark' and the toughest part for us is taking the three-minute viral video and being able to produce a live show for the stage."

Whether or not this is good news, the show won't just be "Baby Shark" on repeat. 

"Thankfully Pinkfong has a large catalog of songs that we have access to, with more than 400 titles," Shaw added, referring to the South Korean company that unleashed "Baby Shark" and changed the fabric of humanity forever.

Revisit the track below if you dare.