Vin's World

Admit it. The real reason you didn't enjoy 2 Fast 2 Furious wasn't because it sucked; it was the sheer lack of Vin Diesel. What makes Vin so profound a talent may have eluded the public, but www.4q.cc/vin/, a page dedicated to random facts about the XXX star, hopes to shed some light. Visitors to the page will learn such little-known (but true!) facts as, "If the words 'Autobots Transform!' are ever spoken in Vin Diesel's presence, his body will fold in and out of itself, forming a 1998 Dodge Neon.” Even Vin's place in history is touched on, particularly his past literary work ("William Shakespeare is Vin Diesel's pen name”) and wartime history ("He won the Civil War, but later felt bad for the Union and let them say that they won”). If you've ever needed a reason to justify your love Boiler Room, knowing that "Vin Diesel can divide by zero” just might be enough.