Someone must have lost a bet. Thats the only excuse for hard rock/metals most notorious talents, such as Alice Cooper, Lemmy, Dio, Dave Grohl, Tony Iommi, Billy Gibbons and more, singing utter tripe such as "Santa Claws Is Coming To Town, "Run Rudolph Run and traditional numbers including "We Wish You A Merry Xmas and "Deck The Halls. While theres obviously a great deal of tongue-in-cheek humour intended with these dozen pieces of holiday spirit, the shameless goofiness, lyrical twisting and half-hearted metalizing of such a flowery holiday just doesnt work. Kudos do go to the team of Testaments Chuck Billy, Anthraxs Scott Ian and John Tempesta (Exodus, White Zombie, the Cult) for turning "Silent Night into a death-meets-thrash metal dirge though. In a Metalocalypse kind of way, its rather hilarious. Otherwise, as with most seasonal albums, the only way to have a metal Xmas would be to avoid this steamer like the plague.
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We Wish You a Metal Xmas and a Headbanging New Year
BY Keith CarmanPublished Nov 19, 2008