Usher Plots "Ladies Only" Tour

Usher Plots "Ladies Only" Tour
In a creepy but headline-worthy ploy, sex-crazed R&B crooner Usher has announced that his upcoming "One Night Stand” tour will be for ladies only. While the dates have yet to be announced, the singer promises 15 nights of all lady action at intimate venues across North America.

Usher explained his decision to the Associated Press, saying, "There's only a few artists that can pull that off. I feel like I've had such a connection with my audience. This album, I felt like, was definitely the type of one that was more intimate. So what better way to get up close and personal than to make it all women?”

"The ladies like to see that masculine build,” he added. "They question if I still got it.”

Though us men will never know, chances are he will be able to "make love in this club” on some of those dates. Wait, isn’t he happily married now?

Usher feat. Young Jeezy "Love In This Club”