Myron Magnet is not the name of an obscure Hanna-Barbera villain but instead a real-life right-wing journalist whose accomplishments include, among other things, informing George W. Bush's public policies.
For his publication City Journal, Magnet wrote the most cantankerous piece called "Cut the C-Rap," wherein he argues that JAY-Z's lyrics are somehow bad for black people. He uses stanzas that are now over two decades old before dropping the bombshell that rap "is anti-music — devoid of harmony, beauty, structure, transcendence, or thought."
Shared late last night, the first tweet with the article has since been ratio'd — the dreaded fate of all stupid opinions on the world's worst website. That's because people simply can't stop roasting Myron Magnet and his marvellous mutton chops.
Enjoy some of the best Myron roasts below.
my man myron standing next to the bust he commissioned as a young man in 300 AD pic.twitter.com/YLHo40T0Yg— 6' 2" (@poverotti) February 1, 2018
My dearest Martha,— mcbc (@mcbc) February 1, 2018
Morale is low. The help continues to chant their unstructured hymnals in the fields. I miss my beloved Belle & Sebastian. However, we must press on. Send 8-tracks soon.
You look like one of the animatronic pirates on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride trying to get the keys from the dog pic.twitter.com/ky5F4J7Gk4— Clayton Cubitt (@claytoncubitt) February 1, 2018
"you there boy what day is this" lookin ass ho pic.twitter.com/Xn6qhuaF7w— bobby sportswear (@bobby) February 1, 2018
I get it. C-rap. Like rap but with a C in front— Pig Bumpkin (@bigpumpkin4real) February 1, 2018
Y'all disrespecting a man who signed the Declaration of Independence. He knows Nicholas Cage, people.— Six Foot One & (@tonsoffun57) February 1, 2018
"Although in all honesty, I must admit my 'anaconda,' which had for some years been less than libidinous, stirred in a manner I did not find entirely unpleasant." pic.twitter.com/YTMjOWf6Ov— dby3000 (@dby3000) February 1, 2018
im coming over and I'm gonna smash all your vibraphone records of the jitterbug cos of this article— Clathrate's Gun Control (@PitySexTour) February 1, 2018
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