Honestly, we've been super lazy at the office lately. Don't tell the boss, but here are a couple naughty clips that have been keeping us away from our spreadsheets and word documents. Just remember to clear out your Internet history every hour, on the hour, unless you want to get a serious tongue-lashing from your superiors. Well, actually, maybe that wouldn't be so bad.
Either way, without further ado, we present you Exclaim!'s Top 10 NSFW Videos of 2010:
10. El Guincho "Bombay"
Seriously, there's so much weird shit going on in El Guincho's steel drum electro banger "Bombay." Skeleton roller skaters and gunplay don't make this clip an office no-no, though. We're going to have to chalk the NSFW tag up to the topless, machinegun-toting jungle mercenaries, erotic timber lickings, sparkler-infused strip shows, naked BMX rides and a certain suggestive slingshot scene. What a wonderful world he lives in.
9. No Joy "Hawaii"
All that running around in the mud sure tuckered out those sexy, naked twenty-somethings.
8. School of Seven Bells "I L U"
No matter how tenderly these puppets are making love to each other, their cold, empty eye-socket stares make the whole marionette nudie movie a little unsettling. That and when the wooden woman rips her lover's heart straight out of his chest. Love hurts, we guess.
7. Die Antwoord "Evil Boy"
Seventy-two-inch rubber dildo. 'Nuff said.
6. Coliseum "Skeleton Smile"
What starts out as a montage of cat fights soon escalates into a monstrous mash-up of bear attack scenes from the '70s exploitation flick Grizzly. You would be surprised how much blood is actually in the human body. The only thing more brutal than Coliseum's working-class metal crunch are these clips of a snarling grizzly tearing limbs off some sexy campers.
5. Here We Go Magic "Casual"
Everyone is bleeding to death in this hospital setting, but no one really seems to mind. As the breezy indie pop song's title suggest, everyone just seems to take their critical injuries in stride. And then a full-grown man pops out of a dying woman's vagina. You know... no big deal.
4. Gucci Mane "Makin Love to the Money"
We're not sure if you've ever heard of a strip club, but apparently it's a place where women take off their clothes in front of a bunch of sketchy dudes. There are plenty of both parties in this Gucci clip.
3. HEATLH "We Are Water"
The setup seems like a standard horror movie chase scene, but between the blood-gushing nutsack, the brutal beheading and a Sleepaway Camp-esque gender-bending ending, HEATLH's video, directed by comedian Eric Wareheim, will freak you out like no other.
2. Klaxons "Twin Flames"
Peeping a standard orgy vid from your desk would be grounds enough for a workplace ban. Klaxons' curious video for "Twin Flames," however, presents an oddly amorphous gang bang between mutated cuties where wrists and ankles attach themselves to crotches and ear holes alike. Watching this lubed-up clip from the comfort of your cubicle will get you fired real fast.
1. Flaming Lips "See the Leaves"
If you didn't already know, the whole video is a blind-folded girl trotting around a city in the buff while ripping neon strands of scribbled goo out of her cooch. It's really not the nudity that freaks us out, it's that crazy smile she's sporting throughout the Lips' spooky rock stomp.
Either way, without further ado, we present you Exclaim!'s Top 10 NSFW Videos of 2010:
10. El Guincho "Bombay"
Seriously, there's so much weird shit going on in El Guincho's steel drum electro banger "Bombay." Skeleton roller skaters and gunplay don't make this clip an office no-no, though. We're going to have to chalk the NSFW tag up to the topless, machinegun-toting jungle mercenaries, erotic timber lickings, sparkler-infused strip shows, naked BMX rides and a certain suggestive slingshot scene. What a wonderful world he lives in.
9. No Joy "Hawaii"
All that running around in the mud sure tuckered out those sexy, naked twenty-somethings.
No Joy - Hawaii from Salazar on Vimeo.
8. School of Seven Bells "I L U"
No matter how tenderly these puppets are making love to each other, their cold, empty eye-socket stares make the whole marionette nudie movie a little unsettling. That and when the wooden woman rips her lover's heart straight out of his chest. Love hurts, we guess.
School of Seven Bells - I L U - Official Video from Vagrant Records on Vimeo.
7. Die Antwoord "Evil Boy"
Seventy-two-inch rubber dildo. 'Nuff said.
6. Coliseum "Skeleton Smile"
What starts out as a montage of cat fights soon escalates into a monstrous mash-up of bear attack scenes from the '70s exploitation flick Grizzly. You would be surprised how much blood is actually in the human body. The only thing more brutal than Coliseum's working-class metal crunch are these clips of a snarling grizzly tearing limbs off some sexy campers.
COLISEUM "Skeleton Smile" featuring Bonnie 'Prince' Billy from Coliseum on Vimeo.
5. Here We Go Magic "Casual"
Everyone is bleeding to death in this hospital setting, but no one really seems to mind. As the breezy indie pop song's title suggest, everyone just seems to take their critical injuries in stride. And then a full-grown man pops out of a dying woman's vagina. You know... no big deal.
4. Gucci Mane "Makin Love to the Money"
We're not sure if you've ever heard of a strip club, but apparently it's a place where women take off their clothes in front of a bunch of sketchy dudes. There are plenty of both parties in this Gucci clip.
3. HEATLH "We Are Water"
The setup seems like a standard horror movie chase scene, but between the blood-gushing nutsack, the brutal beheading and a Sleepaway Camp-esque gender-bending ending, HEATLH's video, directed by comedian Eric Wareheim, will freak you out like no other.
2. Klaxons "Twin Flames"
Peeping a standard orgy vid from your desk would be grounds enough for a workplace ban. Klaxons' curious video for "Twin Flames," however, presents an oddly amorphous gang bang between mutated cuties where wrists and ankles attach themselves to crotches and ear holes alike. Watching this lubed-up clip from the comfort of your cubicle will get you fired real fast.
Klaxons 'Twin Flames' from Trim Editing on Vimeo.
1. Flaming Lips "See the Leaves"
If you didn't already know, the whole video is a blind-folded girl trotting around a city in the buff while ripping neon strands of scribbled goo out of her cooch. It's really not the nudity that freaks us out, it's that crazy smile she's sporting throughout the Lips' spooky rock stomp.
The Flaming Lips See the Leaves Video from Tom m on Vimeo.
