January 13
2006: lol our president says words funny
— chuuch (@ch000ch) January 14, 2017
2017: hope i don't die bc the president subtweeted kim jong-un
January 14
Obama should resign a day early to make Biden the 45th President just to ruin all of Trump's merchandise
— Tim (@timgostony) January 14, 2017
If people were educated, they'd know attacking John Lewis is disgusting. However, if they were educated, Donald Trump wouldn't be President.
— Hari Kondabolu (@harikondabolu) January 14, 2017
January 15
If an asteroid hit the earth right now, I think a lot of us would just shrug.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) January 15, 2017
January 16
When you lie on your job application but still get the job. pic.twitter.com/VuzqWNMNcX
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) January 16, 2017
That isn't your daughter's twitter handle, Nitwit https://t.co/s3RpUv0XxF
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) January 17, 2017
The guy who ran for president on his ability to make and close deals could not successfully book a Bruce Springsteen cover band.
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) January 17, 2017
January 17
this week vine is shutting down and donald trump becomes president. it's looking to be a stressful week for guys who finish in 6 seconds
— jon hendren (@fart) January 17, 2017
January 18
Trump putting up a gaudy Jumbotron that blocks the view of the Lincoln Memorial is a perfect metaphor for his administration. pic.twitter.com/uVBv3GmqXe
— Talia (@2020fight) January 18, 2017
January 19
goodnight Obama
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) January 20, 2017
goodnight moon
goodnight legally unrestricted womb
my dad is at a trump protest in nyc because he is a true hero, and so is this woman he got a snap of pic.twitter.com/yDuvS7mENc
— Eli Matthewson (@EliMatthewson) January 20, 2017
January 20
Just for fun #Crowdsize #Inauguration pic.twitter.com/ql8TAgN5Md
— Steve Schale (@steveschale) January 20, 2017
