Theo The Exclaim! Questionnaire

Theo The Exclaim! Questionnaire
Who are you?
Theo of Gob

What are you up to?
Oh, 5' 11" ha! ha! Actually, we're going to be touring with Face to Face.

Hometown and current HQ:
Vancouver, BC

Current fixations:
Discovery Channel; new Gob album; Newfoundland - amazing stories; vegetarian entrails (?huh?)

Mind-altering work of art:
AC/DC Back In Black

Most memorable/inspirational gig and why?
Warped Tour - playing after Green Day (last) and everyone stuck around.

What should everyone shut up about?
The Moffatts.

Your greatest strength/weakness:
a) The ability to help people have a good time.
b) Not enough sleep.

Your vital daily ritual:
Shower, eat, play show, shit, drive, sometimes sleep.

Guilty pleasures:
Chocolate, porn, masturbating.

If I wasn't playing music I would be…
A person who fixes electronic equipment — "nerd alert"!

Your most memorable day job:
Pizza delivery.

Best/worst advice received:
Both best and worst: Never stick your pen in company ink.

I would drop everything to play a benefit for…
Too many to pick from (anyone).

What makes you want to take it off and get it on?
Lauryn Hill

What personal trait would make you kick someone out of your band and/or bed? And have you?
If someone asked me this question I would boot them in the gonads.

When I think of Canada I think:
Our home and native land.

Music and sex: Is there a difference? Why?
If you don't know the answer, you must not have had sex.

Strangest brush with celebrity:
Malcolm and Angus Young, Eddie Van Halen, Eminem, Ice T, Sylvester Stallone, Dolf Lundgren, Grace Jones, Jakob Dylan, James Woods, Steven Segal, Denzel Washington. All true! No lies!

What does your mom wish you were doing instead?
Flying an airplane.