Here's another release bound for the free boxes at End Of All/Red Roses For A Blue Lady matinees, with Teen Cthulu making a completely useless attempt at black metal on Ride The Blade. They may be a joke band, which would make things a lot easier to swallow, but it's hard to tell - some of the lyrics would point in that direction but others seem to be a serious attempt at black metal evil. The tunes are just speedy, one-shot attempts at black metal, none of which really come across as serious or useful. This is just fluff, coming across as a bunch of kids from Seattle joking around and not very occasionally hitting the mark. Why was this released?
(Rage Of Achilles)Teen Cthulu
Ride The Blade
BY Greg PrattPublished Nov 1, 2002