Shannon Brown Guelph, Ontario

Who are you?
Just a silly person.

What are you up to?
Touring with the Harlem Globetrotters.

Hometown and current HQ:
Guelph.

Current fixations:
Shiny objects.

Mind altering work of art (not your own):
Richard Simmons.

Most memorable/inspirational gig and why?
Hillside Festival - fabulous.

What should everyone shut up about?
Britney Spears' ass.

Your greatest strength and weakness:
Lazyness.

Your vital daily ritual:
Toast.

Guilty pleasure:
Filling out surveys.

If I wasn't playing music I would be: Why wouldn't I be playing music? That's insane!

Your most memorable day job:
Street fighter.

Best/worst advice received:
Just go back to bed.

I would drop everything to play a benefit for:
Trees.

What makes you want to take it off and get it on?
Blizzards.

What personal trait would make you kick someone out of your band? And have you? If they squeezed the toothpaste out of the top of the tube. How annoying! Being anal about the toothpaste.

When I think of Canada I think:
A big chunk of land.

Music and sex: Is there a difference? Why?
No. They're both vibrations.

Strangest brush with celebrity:
I met Al from Home Improvement in a mall. He was pretty boring.

What does your mom wish you were doing instead? Baking cookies. Who doesn't like cookies?