Roger Waters Thinks Hillary Clinton Will Invade Iran

Roger Waters Thinks Hillary Clinton Will Invade Iran
Unlike rapper DMX, Roger Waters knows what the fuck a Barack is, and he knows he’d rather see him in the Oval Office than "the ghastly Hillary.” The Pink Floyd dictator, though ineligible to vote, said he’d "buy a whole page in The New York Times and fly Obama’s flag.” The New York dwelling Brit added, "But I would be terribly afraid they’d go, ‘This is that pinko shitbag who’s attacking our President in [a] time of war,’”

Waters expressed fears that Clinton will strive to measure up to her male predecessors with a touch of imperialist ultra-violence.

"Please, God, let’s not have this woman! Hillary will want to make her mark and show that she can be just as good as a male president, and she will fucking invade Iran.”

So why such vehement distrust in Mrs. Clinton, Mr. Waters?

"Trust me. She voted to declare the Iranian Republican Guard a terrorist organization!”

Okay, point taken. We’ll have to wait until the end of the democratic primaries to find out if Waters’ next political statement will be, "Careful with that Axe, Hillary.”

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