Morrissey Wins Bad Sex in Fiction Award, Compares TSA to ISIS

Morrissey Wins Bad Sex in Fiction Award, Compares TSA to ISIS
Love him or loathe him, there's no denying that Morrissey is a truly singular artist. One thing almost everyone can agree upon, however, was that his List of the Lost novel was utter trash. In fact, the book is now award-winningly bad.

As previously reported, the book was nominated for the Literary Review's Bad Sex in Fiction Award. It should come as no surprise that the novel has now taken home the prize.

According to the BBC, the judges were enamoured with an "ecstatic scene" between lead characters Eliza and Ezra. If you're reading this at work, be sure to hide your sexual arousal while reading the following passage:

Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza's breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra's howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza's body except for the otherwise central zone. 

Yes, there's no denying that Moz has a way with words. But his questionable rhetoric is not merely reserved for fiction. In typical Morrissey fashion, he's had some stern things to say about the TSA, who allegedly sexually assaulted him in San Francisco earlier this year.

Morrissey gave a rousing quote to fan site True to You, where he had plenty of hate to spew for the government security organization:

TSA have ignored my official and legal and constitutional complaint. From this we gather that TSA stands for Thorough Sexual Assault. If you are traveling through San Francisco International Airport you must be ready for a full sexual attack by people who claim to have your interests at heart. It is unlikely that ISIS would stoop so low.