Liam Crockard Kitchener, Ontario

Who are you?
Liam Crockard, Extroadinaire.

What are you up to?
Going to High School and making amateur film with whomever is interested.

Hometown and current HQ:
Kitchener, Ontario and Kitchener, Ontario.

Current fixations:
Fight Club and Kurt Vonnegut.

Mind altering work of art (not your own): Anything written by Ray Bradbury especially the story "The Pedestrian".

Most memorable/inspirational gig and why? Seeing BTK play a small gig in a beer tent next to a freakshow in Barrie for Summersault '98.

What should everyone shut up about?
Those Fiendish Scooters.

Your greatest strength and weakness:
Strength: To be able to see a good side in everyone. Weakness: I am too self-conscious.

Your vital daily ritual:
Get up at nine, realize it's too early and sleep till noon.

Guilty pleasure: Gorging on anything and everything I find.

If I wasn't playing music I would be: Learning to play music 'cause I can't.

Your most memorable day job: Getting paid to rake leaves... Easiest five dollars I ever made.

Best/worst advice received:
If you pick it, there will be a scar.

I would drop everything to play a benefit for: Homeless Youth as I, myself am a youth (not Homeless).

What makes you want to take it off and get it on? Can't say, my parents might be reading this.

What personal trait would make you kick someone out of your band? And have you? Trying to control the way things are flowing.

When I think of Canada I think: That big place with a small town feeling.

Music and sex: Is there a difference? Why? Maybe, but I would imagine it would take incredible concentration to accomplish both.

Strangest brush with celebrity: I wish.

What does your mom wish you were doing instead? She enjoys and supports my descisions through and through.