The King The Exclaim! Questionnaire

The King The Exclaim! Questionnaire
Who are you?
The King from Old School 101. I'm my own worst nightmare, problem being, I keep waking up.

What are you up to?
About 6'. And my favourite hobby... recycling old jokes.

Hometown and current HQ:
Waretown New Jersey.... not where town... although....

Current fixations:
She's about 5'11".... long hair, usually multi-colour... tatooed.

Mind-altering work of art:
Me after a whiskey binge.

Most memorable/inspiration gig and why?
Playing at the Metro in Chicago with Agent Orange. Their support handed me and Skip a bottle of Jim Beam before we went on. What fun.

What should everyone shut up about?
Themselves.

Your greatest strength/weakness:
Strength... me. Weakness? ... me.

Your vital daily ritual:
Do you really want to know? Is this given out in family establishments? I dunno.... don't want to offend anyone.

Guilty pleasure:
See last question.

If I wasn't playing music I would be…
Drinking. F**king. Sleeping. Take your pick.

Your most memorable day job:
Hmmm. Do any of us want to think about our day jobs?

Best/worst advice received:
Best... nope. Worst? I couldn't pick.

I would drop everything to play a benefit for…
That's a good question. I'd have to hear the case pleaded.

What makes you want to take it off and get it on?
Curves. Big, plush curves.

What personal trait would make you kick someone out of your band and/or bed? And have you?
Bed? That's not gonna happen...if they make it there in the first place. The band? Never had to. Couldn't say what it would take.

When I think of Canada, I think…
Umm.... should I be nice? Sorry, but I definitely don't think about beer. Or hockey.

Music and sex: Is there a difference?
Yeah. Songs don't need diapers.

Strangest brush with celebrity:
A girl I was seeing and I were walking next to the CBS building in NYC, and she nearly knocked Gene Shallot down.

What does your mom wish you were doing instead?
Instead? Of knocking Gene down? I'm not sure that he minded. His movie reviews were always a little odd anyway. Thanks for the chance to air a little dirty laundry.