Jonathan Windsor, Ontario

Who are you?
Empty tea cup, a:eye, anti-star, owner of Round Sound Records, musician.

What are you up to?
Busy, busy, busy.

Hometown and current HQ:
Here and there.

Current fixations:
Trying to find a way out of the void that is existence. Bodum french press.

Mind altering work of art (not your own):
Music has the right to music by Boards of Canada.

Most memorable/inspirational gig and why?
Atari Teenage Riot in Toronto 1997. I was slapped.

What should everyone shut up about?
Themselves.

Your greatest strength and weakness:
My absolute nothingness.

Your vital daily ritual:
Showering.

Guilty pleasure:
Guilt is a trait of the weak.

If I wasn't playing music I would be:
Working at the mall.

Your most memorable day job:
McDonalds Drive Thru.

Best/worst advice received:
Go to school.

I would drop everything to play a benefit for:
The CBC.

What makes you want to take it off and get it on?
Kraftwerk.

What personal trait would make you kick someone out of your band? And have you?
I don't think I'd ever want a band.

When I think of Canada I think:
I'm fortunate.

Music and sex: Is there a difference? Why?
Yes. You can see sex.

Strangest brush with celebrity:
Russell Oliver in a Huntsville ice cream shop.

What does your mom wish you were doing instead?
She wishes I was happy.