Jeff Munro Essex, Ontario

Who are you? My name is Jeff Munro. I am the vice president of getting down.

What are you up to? I write music and forget to play it to people.

Hometown and current HQ: Metropolis Of Essex, Ontario. Pop. 6,700 Childhood bedroom.

Current fixations: Music. Hard candies. Snow.

Mind altering work of art (not your own): Frank Zappa's orchestral pieces.

Most memorable/inspirational gig and why? Playing for the first time in 2 years and forgetting the words to my songs.

What should everyone shut up about? Cold weather.

Your greatest strength and weakness: Strength - Power sleeping. Weakness - John Tesh.

Your vital daily ritual: Moping.

Guilty pleasure: Oprah.

If I wasn't playing music I would be: Working in a factory and getting fat.

Your most memorable day job: Dumping bagels onto a conveyer belt that led to a freezer for eight hours every day.

Best/worst advice received: Huh?

I would drop everything to play a benefit for: Alzheimer's.

What makes you want to take it off and get it on? Fire ants.

What personal trait would make you kick someone out of your band? And have you? Ignorance. No.

When I think of Canada I think: ...about the sexual tension between this country and Peter Mansbridge.

Music and sex: Is there a difference? Why? Yes. I've never ejaculated during music.

Strangest brush with celebrity: I almost accidently knocked down the Skunk Anansie singer at a Faith No More concert. I don't think she liked that.

What does your mom wish you were doing instead? Going to College to take a "course".