Heather Stewart Montreal, Quebec

Who are you? Heather Stewart.

What are you up to? Finally taking a break from school.

Hometown and current HQ: Edmontonian living in Montreal.

Current fixations: Anything revolving around sleep, and scrabble.

Mind altering work of art (not your own): My cat's litterbox after he ate Christmas tinsel.

Most memorable/inspirational gig and why? Hawksley Workman was fantastic in both Edmonton and Montreal. His talent is amazing and his antics are hilarious.

What should everyone shut up about? Britney Spears' boobs.

Your greatest strength and weakness:
Strength: Perfectionist. Weakness: Perfectionist.

Your vital daily ritual: Caffeine.

Guilty pleasure: Chocolate, mmmm.

If I wasn't playing music I would be: Sculpting naked people.

Your most memorable day job: Nannying in New York.

Best/worst advice received: Just Do It.

I would drop everything to play a benefit for: Children.

What makes you want to take it off and get it on? Chocolate (that's why it's my guilty pleasure!)

What personal trait would make you kick someone out of your band? And have you? Ignorance and self-righteousness. Grrrrr.

When I think of Canada I think: In summer: I love this country. In winter: #@%)#@

Music and sex: Is there a difference? Why? You mean Chocolate and Sex, right??

Strangest brush with celebrity: Apparently I look like Ally McBeal, and my students got all wierd on me the day after Ally kissed a girl.

What does your mom wish you were doing instead? Living at home and eating meat.