Gwar 'Goodnight Moon' (as read by Oderus Urungus)

Gwar 'Goodnight Moon' (as read by Oderus Urungus)
Hey parents, Gwar frontman Oderus Urungus has done you all a solid by filming a reading of children's classic Goodnight Moon for all your lil' nuggets to pass out to. Should you not accept this generous offer from the monster-masked metal singer with a dangling rubber meat-sword, you're on your own trying to get your little scumdogs to bed.

Presented by Loudwire, the clip finds Urungus putting his own twist on the "yawnfest," criticizing the concept of moon-jumping cows and the idea of a "friendly" bear, as well as explaining "condom drying racks."

He also veers off the rails, describing his own childhood of being born into a "gladatorial[sic] arena" and quickly given a sword to fend for himself. It may give your critters the creeps, but you can watch the foul-mouthed Urungus try his best to be kid-friendly down below.