Gonzales The Exclaim! Questionnaire

Gonzales The Exclaim! Questionnaire
Who are you?
A musical super-villain (aka Gonzales)

What are you up to?
Rating your mind.

Hometown and current HQ:
East Berlin

Current fixations:
Masturbation, freestyling, getting revenge

Mind altering work of art:
The Teaches of Peaches album

Most memorable/inspirational gig? And why?
My father rapping on African safari!

What should everyone shut up about?

Your greatest strength/weakness:
Musical genius / megalomania

Your vital daily ritual:
Masturbation, freestyling, getting revenge

Guilty pleasure:
Getting paid

If I wasn't playing music I would be:
Finally able to record good music

Your most memorable day job:
Spanking Steve Jordan's ass

Best/worst advice received:

I would drop everything to play a benefit for:
Bomb 20

What makes you want to take it off and get it on?
Horny bitches!

What personal trait would make you kick someone out of your band and/or bed? And have you?
Don't look at me the wrong way.

When I think of Canada I think:
Once upon a time I used to live there

Music and sex: Is there a difference? Why?
The difference is... sex is fun !

Strangest brush with celebrity:
Method man bummed weed of me but I gave him a oregano.

What does your mom wish you were doing instead?
Living fast and taking drugs !