Get Festive and Stay with Grim with Black Metal Greeting Cards

Get Festive and Stay with Grim with Black Metal Greeting Cards
We've already helped you with that indie kid you in the family, but if you're having a hard time communicating your sentiments with that black-haired, anti-social black metal fan in your network of friends, the card connoisseurs over at Dark & Somber Greetings have your best interests in mind with a brand new set of limited black-metal-themed greeting cards.

Over at the company's newly minted Etsy page, you can order one of their frightening black and white greeting cards. Outside, they contain bone-chilling black metallers throwing up devil horns and middle finger while wielding fire, swords or axes. Inside the cards, they feature messages for every occasion, from the birthday message "another step closer to the grave" to the Valentine's Day hit "If I had a heart, I would give it to you."

Keeping with the spirit of the season, they also include two Christmas-related cards. Of course, they don't use that dreaded C-word, instead opting for "seasons greetings" and "happy holidays."


 Black Metal Greeting Cards can be purchased for $4 each or $17 for a set of 5. Check them out here.