Garageland: Monsters of Schlock

Garageland: Monsters of Schlock
This was the best day. Ever. First of all, the offices of Rue Morgue Magazine, affectionately (and officially) known at the Rue Morgue House of Horror, rule. Located inside an old (100-plus years old) funeral home, that shit is like a museum dedicated to the spooky and the rad. There's even an embalming room with a blood hole in the floor. But, like, really. Plus some nice people and a great magazine. Winners.

Then, there were these guys. This video pretty accurately captures our amusing and disgusting afternoon. If you live in or near Toronto, you would do well to check out their next show, March 27th, at the Gladstone Hotel. It will involve bigger mouse traps and more glass and at least one butane torch. Go see it. Really.

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