Fur Packed Action

Nestled somewhere between the heaving breasts of some Barenaked Ladies and the fiery blast of a Furnaceface, the members of Fur Packed Action are hatching a plot to conquer the land of Canconcordia. But this trio of Newfoundlanders won't launch their attack using harpoons and clubs, they'll be much more subtle about their approach. They'll instead lure the nation into a false sense of security with their ever so catchy pop music hooks before bludgeoning the hapless souls with their charming wry wit, making the upper Canada rebellion look like a tea party. And before you know it there won't be an army of moistened tragic hipsters big or sugary enough to thwart their advances. You have been warned.