Eat My Fuk Wet Slit and a Bottle of Whiskey

It's hard to tell if this quartet of cave-dwelling knuckle draggers is trying to be ironic or if they're just idiotic. Either way, it doesn't much matter. Alleged to actually be members of dark metal bands Autopsy, Abscess and Ravenous, EMF's debut attempts to out-swear GG Allin and out-gore Gwar. With song titles like "I Wanna Cum on You," "Kneel Before My Cock" and "Horny Fuckin' Slut" there's really no mistaking where the band is headed before you even hear the thrashy scuzz-core within. I'm thinking straight to hell with a smile and a hard-on. (Bestial Onslaught)