Dynamics Plus Presents C.H.A.O.S. Legion I & II

"Imagine a world where the Roman Empire never fell but instead dominated the globe. This is the world of the C.H.A.O.S. Legion, a massive two volume concept album rooted in hip-hop but powered by futuristic beats and a sonic palette that includes multiple characters conversing in rhyme" Um, what? These words are taken from the promo piece included with this double disc of nonsense from "MC" and "producer" Dynamics Plus. Reading this and glancing at the hilarious Paint-style cover art would be enough to scare away the average music fan. However, a critic actually has to listen to the music therein and give an honest opinion. "Robot Citadel Remix" is a cluster fuck of tinny drums, incoherent background vocals and terrible rhymes about some battle between androids and gladiators. To sum this audio disaster up, it sounds like an extremely poor man's version of Deltron 3030, if fronted by a nerd who spent all his time playing World of Warcraft and smoking PCP instead of working on his rhymes and production skills. Oh, and this was just the first disc. (Fallout Shelter)