Donny Paycheck The Exclaim! Questionnaire

Donny Paycheck is a card-carrying member of rock'n'roll band Zeke.

Current fixations:

Sex has always been a fixation of mine!

Mind-altering work of art:

Van Gogh, acid.

Most memorable or inspirational gig and why?

Played with Iron Maiden in Holland last year; opened on the main stage for 50,000 people.

What has been your career high and low?

High - touring the world.

Low - broke down on the side of the road in Silver City, Nevada.

What should everyone shut up about?

Sugar Ray, pop tarts, the cancellation of 90210, world peace, sex in school.

I would drop everything to play a benefit for:

Strippers, hookers, pimps and serial killers.

What trait do you like and dislike most about yourself?

I don't like that my feet stink and I snore real loud. I like that my farts smell like roses.

What would make you kick someone out of your band and/or bed, and have you?

My wife for bringing another girl to bed and not letting me have any.

When I think of Canada I think:

Bob and Doug Mckenzie, Rush, John Candy, Neil Young, The Kids in the Hall and Kokenee beer. Eh!

What is your vital daily ritual?

I must pooooo.

How do you spoil yourself?

I jack off and eat doughnuts

What was your most memorable day job?

It was a hand job in the morning.

If I wasn't playing music I would be:

I'd be a low budget porn star drug dealing wife-beating asshole in my boxers, wait I already am that, hum! Or maybe a serial killer ya, that's it a serial killer!

What is your greatest fear?

Getting caught by someone with my dildo up my ass watching internet porn.

If you had a superpower, what would it be?

Mind Control - I'd trick you into thinking I was cool and sexy.

What makes you want to take it off and get it on?

Sugar doughnuts, Frosted flakes, cookies, Abba, the Bee Gees, Donna Summer.

Music and sex: Is there a difference? Why?

Of course there's a difference - one involves food, the other doesn't.

Strangest brush with celebrity:

An old singer in another band punched Matt Dillon in the ear.

Who would be your ideal dinner guest, living or dead, and what would you serve them?

Hannibal, I'd serve him your genitals on a silver platter with a nice glass of ciante.

What does your mom wish you were doing instead?

She thought I'd make a great mail man. She said something about me being the postal type, I think?