No Pier Pressure throws out that decade and a half worth of good will by doing the exact opposite, stacking the record with guest stars like Nate Ruess and Kacey Musgraves and "updating" Wilson's compositions with heaps of undercooked stylistic diversions. "Runaway Dancer" is the chief culprit, a cheap piece of MOR dance-pop filled out by stabbing synths courtesy of Capital Cities' Sebu Simonian. But it's not alone.
Wilson has arguably never been "cool" and the exotica-lite "On the Island," featuring indie darlings She & Him, makes even Starbucks too hip a joint to carry this album. Assists from sometimes Beach Boys Al Jardine, David Marks and Blondie Chaplin work better, but can't save a sinking ship weighed down by a cappella star Peter Hollens' heavily auto-tuned vocals.
The Beach Boys never let a beach reference go unturned, but the punny title of mastermind Brian Wilson's latest solo effort stretches things to the limit. Similarly, by making Wilson a sideshow to his own record, producers, label heads and maybe even Wilson himself have somehow forgotten why fans have continued to cling to the troubled musician for all these years in the first place. This one is just too much. (Universal)