Published Feb 01, 2000Who are you?
Yer werst nitemare.
What are you up to?
Anything you got sweetpea.
Hometown and current HQ:
St. Catharines. HQ : Toronto.
Drawing, painting, crushing capitalism, girls in kilts, chainsaws.
Mind altering work of art (not your own): "Triumph Over Mastery" - Mark Tansey.
Most memorable/inspirational gig and why?
Noise Conspiracy. See question 4.
What should everyone shut up about?
Kevin Spacey, and "WAAAAASSSSUUUUUUP?!"
Your greatest strength and weakness:
Painting vs. Biomedical Studies.
Your vital daily ritual:
Deodorant (yeah, i know).
If I wasn't playing music I would be:
Your most memorable day job:
Lawn care....... 2 days then quit.
Best/worst advice received:
I would drop everything to play a benefit for:
Homeless squirrels or breast cancer.
What makes you want to take it off and get it on?
Could you be a little less vague?
What personal trait would make you kick someone out of your band? And have you?
Kick someone out? I can't get em to stay in.
When I think of Canada I think:
Cabbages, knickers, he's got no beak.
Music and sex: Is there a difference? Why?
I haven't been arrested paying for music.
Strangest brush with celebrity:
James Woods stole my parking space.
What does your mom wish you were doing instead? Shovelling snow.