Jokey Canadian eccentric B.A. Johnston has announced he's booked a string of Canadian dates in support of last year's Exclaim!-favourited Mission Accomplished and is no doubt just aching to shamefully hit up a number of Tim Horton's along the way.
Whether or not he'll be heading out on tour on the back of a giant white tiger remains to be seen, but Johnston reveals through his website that following an appearance at this month's Big Basement Show festival in Sudbury as both a performer and the master of ceremonies, he'll make his way out east.
The show schedule is spacious, involving a few weekend trips and a workweek stretch in the Maritimes, but all told he has about 20 shows booked between February and May.
You can check out all of the show info down below and just imagine how many crushed coke cans and dead raccoons the guy will come across on the highways along the way.
02/28-03/02 Sudbury, ON - Big Basement Show Festival
03/07 Guelph, ON - Red Papaya
03/08 Peterborough, ON - Pigs Ear Tavern
03/14 Hamilton, ON - This Ain't Hollywood
03/15 London, ON - TBA
03/21 Toronto, ON - The Garrison
03/22 Tillsonburg, ON - Apartment show
03/28 Ottawa, ON - Irene's Pub
03/29 Montreal, QC - Grumpys
04/01 Sackville, NB - Jazz Guys
04/02 Moncton, NB - Le Caveau
04/03 Halifax, NS - Gus Tiny Pub and Casino
04/04 Saint John, NB - Peppers
04/05 Fredericton, NB - Capital
04/12 Oshawa, ON - The Mustache Club
04/18 Brantford, ON - Brantford Arts Block
04/25 Kingston, ON - Mansion
04/26 Peterborough, ON - Red Dog Tavern
05/03 Waterloo, ON - Jane Bond