Armin Van Buuren

How this guy consistently draws thousands of people to mega clubs all over the world to hear his epic pop trance crossover is beyond me. Van Buuren's latest album sucks, but chances are, if you're a stripper, a gay clubber, or one of those sweaty shirtless e-head muscle men, this is your thing. By the way, if you're at a club and you don't have a shirt on, please keep your slimy body away from me.