Published Mar 06, 2013Does the mere thought of party rocker Andrew W.K. get you all hot and bothered? The folks at Playtex are hoping so, since they just hired him as the spokesman of their new line of Fresh + Sexy intimate wipes.
These wipes are designed to be used by men and women in order to freshen up before and after sex. The singer said in a statement [via Pitchfork], "Whether you just finished rocking a packed club or have an intimate encounter after a busy day, this product will make couples feel brand new. Fresh + Sexy Wipes were specially designed to help couples feel confidently clean, before and after they engage in sexual activity!"
The product is available in various formats, including singles, travel packs and 40-wipe tubs. Peruse your options over at the Fresh + Sexy website and be sure to take note of the product's suggestively pornographic slogans (such as "A clean beaver always finds more wood" and "A clean pecker always taps it"). Watch a commercial below.
An official statement from Playtex reads, "This exciting new product required the help of someone who could embody the brand's playful yet bold campaign; someone who could party hard, but still be clean when it counted. Andrew W.K. is that someone and we are thrilled to have him on board with us for Fresh + Sexy Wipes."
Here's hoping that Andrew W.K.'s stint as a Playtex ambassador goes better than his time as a U.S. Cultural Ambassador.