Affront You'd Make A Good Looking Corpse

This looks good; the cover artwork featuring a Pushead-esque corpse will definitely sell a few, as will song titles like "I'd Like To Say Fuck You But Can Never Find The Words." The only problem is that they don't really deliver on the visual promise. That's not to say this DC quartet aren't good, it's just that they come up short in the heart department. The "whoa, whoas" are catchy and the music is okay, but only one of the seven tracks, the punchy "My Dreams Won't Die With Your Trends," is memorable. And the cover of the Bad Brains classic "Pay To Cum" was a bad choice, as they don't even come close to doing it justice. Maybe next time. (Commode)