Fortunately, the folks at News Be Funny have compiled a 10-minute supercut of trained professionals accidentally drawing, playing with and shuddering at phallic symbols during their news broadcasts.
The wonderfully engrossing clip contains all manner of dicks, dongs, wangs, wieners, shafts and scrotes. If you're an immature idiot, you'll love it.
Spend 10 minutes in heaven with the news bloopers clip below. Thanks to the A.V. Club for the tip.