Published Jan 31, 2017Disarmingly handsome and funny to boot, there's a lot to love about Wayne's World villain turned Grinder turned Comedy Central Roast victim Rob Lowe. But do you like him enough to endure life as his personal assistant?
TMZ has uncovered a job listing to take care of the actor, and it turns out that Mr. Lowe has high expectations for his help. If you work for the former Parks & Rec star, you'll be in charge of everything from jacuzzi prep to making sure he's fed.
Adding some strange mystery to the job role, the first requirement is that you "never assume anything."
Here's the bizarre list of demands in full:
-- Never assume anything
-- Ensure the CLIENT [Rob] is fed and has coffee throughout the day
-- Schedule haircuts every episode for the CLIENT
-- Ensure that the CLIENT HAS A DINNER PLAN IF ARRIVING HOME LATER THAN 8 PM in the evening
-- Make sure you let Estate staff know if the CLIENT wants a Jacuzzi turned on or a massage ordered for his arrival
-- Willing to travel on location as requested and serve as the CLIENT'S body man
-- Able to lift up to 25 pounds as required to support THE CLIENT
Mr. Lowe's team reached out to TMZ saying, "We can confirm coffee is his number one priority in life."
If you can handle the demands, there's a handsome reward in store. After all, being Rob Lowe's assistant pays $70,000 USD a year, plus benefits.