Nine Lives Trailer

Nine Lives Trailer
What in the fuck has happened to Kevin Spacey? The revered actor and two-time Oscar winner must owe someone a huge sum of money, because he's been involved with some weird ass projects of late. Not only is he constantly popping up in Facebook ads for an online acting class, but he's now set to voice a cat in a terrible-looking kids movie.

Nine Lives looks so incredibly stupid that we sincerely hope we're being trolled. It stars Spacey as Tom, a businessman who hasn't paid enough attention to his wife (Jennifer Garner) or his daughter. For the latter's 11th birthday, he goes to a pet store to buy her a cat. A mystical Christopher Walken sells him Mr. Fuzzypants, but Tom gets into an accident on his way home and becomes trapped inside the cat's body.

The premise is really that bad, and the trailer suggests this movie was shot over a weekend with a budget of about $15. It was directed by Barry Sonnenfeld (Men In Black) and will open on August 5.