Fuller House Teaser Trailer

Fuller House Teaser Trailer
We're officially living in a dystopia where every new piece of media must in some way echo the ungodly chants of "remember the '90s?" Next year, one outcome of that is the return of Full House that someone somewhere apparently thought would be a good idea.

The teaser for Fuller House doesn't show any cast members. Instead, it shows the titular house and includes the actors' voices as they discuss moving home. With sappy music in the background, this cynical cash grab is decidedly earnest onscreen.

Fuller House will hit Netflix on February 26. May God have mercy on our souls.