Theres crap in the burgers. Were supposed to be outraged that the meat is prepared under unhealthy conditions and that illegal immigrants make it. Then were supposed to laugh at Greg Kinnear being Greg Kinnear and a handful of poorly conceived characters blaming White Castle for all of societys problems. Hope you hadnt planned a nice theme night with a couple Bacon Triples from BK like I did.
Director Richard Linklaters got the cache to cart out an impressive line-up of celeb bit players. Bruce Willis, Kris Kristofferson and Wilder Valderrama work well, others like Patricia Arquette and Ethan Hawke are jammed in. Even boring-ass Avril Lavigne is dragged out to mouth some annoying enviro angst. The real disappointment is that the fast food industry could use a swift cinematic kick in the ass. Supersize Me is about three years old now and not very cutting edge with your typical asshole college DVD activist.
Linklater, responsible for heavy philosophical efforts like Waking Life and A Scanner Darkly, drops the ball with his tired "McDonalds is so bad man, you dont even know rhetoric. When angry teens blab anti-patriot act clichés, its hard to tell if Linklater is even in on the joke anymore. (Fox)