This is evident from the outset, with Poni (Peijia Huang) narrating a montage about the upbringing and experiences of identical twins, pointing out the pros and cons of this forced interconnected bond between her and her sister Mini. In theory, the cutesy disposition and pseudo-Alexander Payne style, wherein observations about external comparisons and basketball synchronicity and mirrored by comic, on-the-nose examples, should make accessible the insular subject matter. But since none of it is particularly amusing and the observations are all extremely obvious and superficial, which is exaggerated by the bad acting and amateurish shot composition, it ultimately feels strained and contrived.
Worse is the film's eventual trajectory, which attempts to force an identity crisis onto the girls through the introduction of exceedingly different romantic interests that have a hard time telling them apart. While Mini flirts with the idea of dating the debate team captain, Poni, our narrator, acknowledges the interest of the school doofus, noting his rumoured link to the local mafia.
Of course, since there's something exceedingly innocent and clumsy about this woefully conceived coming-of-age story, it's more pitiable than offensive, if only because the directors are so far out of their element in reaching for broad accessibility.
Cha Cha For Twins screens on Saturday, November 17th at 1:30pm at the Richmond Hill Centre for the Performing Arts. (Independent)