Arnold Schwarzenegger Named New Host of 'Celebrity Apprentice'

Arnold Schwarzenegger Named New Host of 'Celebrity Apprentice'
The Celebrity Apprentice is, apparently, the place you go if you're an endlessly quotable, failed presidential candidate who wants to host a reality show. After he said some really shitty and racist stuff, Donald Trump was tossed aside from his hosting duties, and now failed Republican candidate Arnold Schwarzenegger is stepping in to sit behind the big desk and yell at C-list stars.

The news was first confirmed by CNN's Brian Stelter on Twitter:
 

Donald Trump corroborated the story, congratulating Schwarzenegger on Twitter:
 

Trump was best known for his catchphrase "you're fired," so it's likely that Schwarzenegger will soon have some catchphrases of his own. We're hoping that you get told to "get to the choppa!" when you're fired and the good news that "it's not a tumour" when you're hired.