The Cylons were created by man. They evolved. They rebelled. There are many copies. And they have a plan. pic.twitter.com/WOqy0RjJBH— Aaron Douglas (@theaarondouglas) September 3, 2016
"am a llama!" -- a llama speaking in palindrome form so we'll forgive the lack of a subject in the sentence pic.twitter.com/HtMoBWAHuq— Myq Kaplan (@myqkaplan) September 4, 2016
Proper stance for simulating the noise Satan makes when he laughs at you. pic.twitter.com/Tgsgdfu9j3— Iliza (@iliza) September 5, 2016
God: Kill ur kid— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) September 7, 2016
God: jk, Isaac is cool
God: Cut the end off ur dick tho
Abraham: New fone, who dis?
Trump: Why can't we use our nukes?— Elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) September 8, 2016
Gary Johnson: What is Aleppo?
Up next: Jill Stein asks "are horses just big dogs?"
Look at this man. This is the face of a wily schemer who will go to any length to trick you into doing Russian TV pic.twitter.com/n6yP5wvhIf— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) September 9, 2016