September 3
The Cylons were created by man. They evolved. They rebelled. There are many copies. And they have a plan. pic.twitter.com/WOqy0RjJBH
— Aaron Douglas (@theaarondouglas) September 3, 2016
September 4
"am a llama!" -- a llama speaking in palindrome form so we'll forgive the lack of a subject in the sentence pic.twitter.com/HtMoBWAHuq
— Myq Kaplan (@myqkaplan) September 4, 2016
September 5
Proper stance for simulating the noise Satan makes when he laughs at you. pic.twitter.com/Tgsgdfu9j3
— Iliza (@iliza) September 5, 2016
September 6
.@RealDonaldTrump You had to rethink what a President looks like 8 years ago. You're about to have to do it again. pic.twitter.com/pnZ4clsy8l
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) September 7, 2016
September 7
God: Kill ur kid
— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) September 7, 2016
Abraham: np
God: jk, Isaac is cool
Abraham: Lol
God: Cut the end off ur dick tho
Abraham: New fone, who dis?
September 8
Trump: Why can't we use our nukes?
— Elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) September 8, 2016
Gary Johnson: What is Aleppo?
Up next: Jill Stein asks "are horses just big dogs?"
September 9
Look at this man. This is the face of a wily schemer who will go to any length to trick you into doing Russian TV pic.twitter.com/n6yP5wvhIf
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) September 9, 2016
