America's Mayor gets handsy, Dave Itzkoff breaks Halloween down, Mac McCaughan feels President Obama's pain, Vine gets phased out, and much more from this week in funny tweets.
This would account for the administrations of President Dracula, President Slutty Nurse and President Elsa From Frozen pic.twitter.com/YW5OxHFiZy— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) October 23, 2016
If you wash your clothes and need to dry them just show me this pic and put them in my vagina pic.twitter.com/PFLHSoStI0— Leah Tiscione (@LeahTiscione) October 24, 2016
"There are four bands on the bill...and it doesn't start until 9." pic.twitter.com/gxWWDKpDNq— Mac McCaughan (@MacMerge) October 25, 2016
I'm trying to envision something more fitting than this election actually ending in a Biden-Trump fist fight and i cannot— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) October 26, 2016
We all make typos & I try not to make fun of them because so what? But "AMSWEE TEH ?" IS SPECIAL. pic.twitter.com/M9NrzxLP5Z— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) October 27, 2016
This photo of the Gingriches looks like the last thing you'd see before waking up in a bathtub of ice with one of your kidneys missing. pic.twitter.com/ukhRGjeLP1— shauna 💃 11 days (@goldengateblond) October 27, 2016
Every time I watch the McFlip vine I shudder https://t.co/IBu6HBTtU8— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) October 27, 2016