October 7
Hard to think of any difference between Weinstein & Trump other than one of them was his PARTY's NOMINEE FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) October 7, 2017
LESBIAN 911: 911 what's your-
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) October 8, 2017
ME: gal gadot's on SNL
911: and
ME: she made out with Kate McKinnon
911: DID U MAKE A GIF
ME: ITS ON MY TUMBLR
October 8
This guy can't even fake things well pic.twitter.com/fuMI54yJj7
— Sung Min Kim (@sung_minkim) October 8, 2017
When threatened the pope can spray holy venom up to 25ft pic.twitter.com/vGocN9tR7o
— You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) October 8, 2017
I love being gay and not having to adhere to the construct of time. what time is it? no idea. I am gay.
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) October 8, 2017
October 9
Rick & Morty should do an episode about how Rick's second favorite sauce is Universal Healthcare
— BANSHEEhan (@ItsDanSheehan) October 9, 2017
This is it. Nothing in 2017 will ever beat this. pic.twitter.com/xLy8Osae8o
— Heraa Hashmi (@caveheraa) October 10, 2017
October 10
There's a lot of noise about "paid protesters," but, like, Mike Pence spent almost $250,000 to leave a football game
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) October 10, 2017
As his name is not "Biggest Bird", we are to understand that Sesame Street is home to at least one, perhaps more, truly immense unseen birds
— TOMb (@tomwalkerisgood) October 11, 2017
HOLY FUCKING SHIT dude online tries to mainsplain the costumes of Indiana Jones to my mom...
— Macks-O-Lantern (@Uptomyknees) October 11, 2017
...the costume designer of Indiana Jones. pic.twitter.com/bkYVtsnYPF
[tomorrow]
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) October 11, 2017
TRUMP: M&Ms are the worst candy. Really bad
[aide whispers in ear]
TRUMP: The M&M wrapper is also bad
October 11
i fr haven't laughed his hard in a long time pic.twitter.com/l6u2yT4bBh
— wus poppin jimbo (@BillRatchet) October 11, 2017
Huge congratulations to the BBC subtitles team for perfectly capturing the spirit of 2017 through the medium of guinea fowl. pic.twitter.com/vt4nDeove3
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) October 11, 2017
idk what I expected pic.twitter.com/LRkXZHlAyw
— molly 🎃 (@MamaMolidae) October 11, 2017
as the daughter of 8 fathers, i, too, feminism
— 🎃lga (@runolgarun) October 11, 2017
October 12
Men on Twitter: Cunt! Slut! I'll rape you! Die!
— Danielle Campoamor (@DCampoamor) October 12, 2017
Twitter: "There's nothing we can do"
Rose McGowan: Men are trash
Twitter: "SHUT IT DOWN"
Hi everyone I wanted to tell you that Chuck Norris memes are 10x funnier when you crop out the bottom caption pic.twitter.com/g56xY6dt4H
— cherchez la femme (@electrapng) October 12, 2017
Tonight's A CLOSER LOOK: Harvey and Donald https://t.co/UF0jEfSgcu
— Seth Meyers (@sethmeyers) October 13, 2017
October 13
Please enjoy this very good 1947 postcard I found in an antique shop today. pic.twitter.com/I9XwhWM8RH
— she belongs dead (@yellowcardigan) October 14, 2017
His brain is dying. pic.twitter.com/S8DU6QBi6P
— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) October 13, 2017
