May 18
how the fuck am I going to get a dick in there if I do that https://t.co/oOepo3VM0Y
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) May 18, 2019
this scene still remains one of the comedic peaks of b99 pic.twitter.com/B4IWKccc6O
— 𝐛𝐞𝐚 (@99devonne) May 18, 2019
— Unusual Videos 🤔 (@UnusualVideos) May 19, 2019
May 19
lot going on here, legally speaking. pic.twitter.com/kILihHGziH
— r/LegalAdvice.txt (@legaladvice_txt) May 20, 2019
I honestly have no idea why my mother has done this. 🤔 pic.twitter.com/brEVFYSwhg
— Miss Wobble (@richie_rich77) May 19, 2019
Congratulations to Grey Worm, first Black guy to make it all the way thru a violent TV series 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
— Bayek of Sowa (@SowaTheArrogant) May 20, 2019
me: fuck marry kill- your aunt
— rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) May 20, 2019
jon snow: -yes to all three
Tyrion: You don't want to be lord of Winterfell?
— VanLathan (@VanLathan) May 20, 2019
Bran: I don't "want" anymore.
...
Tyrion: You want to be King of the whole shit?
Bran: Shiiiit what you think I wheeled over here for my G! Where the Throne at?
Drogon received best character development in this finale—exercising judgement when experiencing blinding anger and grief, destroying the symbol of power and the very source of evil, and choosing to mourn in solitude, now brotherless and motherless. #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/DuQGopd273
— Isabel Guan (@isabelxguan) May 20, 2019
TYRION: People love stories. And nobody has a better story than Bran.
— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) May 20, 2019
JON SNOW, WHO WENT FROM STARK BASTARD TO LORD COMMANDER TO KING IN THE NORTH, WHO WAS LITERALLY KILLED AND RESURRECTED, WHO SLAYED HIS QUEEN/AUNT/LOVER FOR THE GOOD OF THE REALM: [Jim Halpert look to camera]
Pre gaming . #GameofThrones🐉🐉🐉 pic.twitter.com/abgga04Zgx
— Janelle Monáe, Cindi (@JanelleMonae) May 19, 2019
"He said Brienne of Tarth had the bombest pussy"" pic.twitter.com/vx5po0d6Bv
— Kim Congdon (@kimberlycongdon) May 20, 2019
Tyrion: the king shall be Bran the Broken
— zaki (@ZakGhaliAZ) May 20, 2019
Bran: yeah actually just Bran is cool
Tyrion: Bran the busted up
Bran: ok or -
Tyrion: Bran the wheely wheely legs no feely
Sansa in front of absolutely everyone: "Bran's dick doesn't work."
— Rachel Fisher (@TheRachelFisher) May 20, 2019
TYRION: People love stories. And no one has a better story than Bran
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) May 20, 2019
ARYA, WHO LEARNED SHAPE-SHIFTING AND MURDERED THE INVINCIBLE ICE KING OF DEATH: Bran has what now
May 20
They got mad at me for booing meanwhile every time the @Bucks were at the line, these guys wouldn't shut up. Hypocrites. Where's the balance? See you at Game 4.
— Hannibal Buress (@hannibalburess) May 20, 2019
Signed
The Passionate Bandwagoner pic.twitter.com/Do0p88KIvO
Disturbing to see people laugh at Nigel Farage getting a milkshake thrown at him. What if it had been a sundae? What if he had rainbow sprinkles in his hair and butterscotch pooling in one of his ears? What if there was a maraschino cherry atop his head? Not so funny now, is it?
— David Roth (@david_j_roth) May 20, 2019
"What's west of Westeros?"
— Dr. NerdLove (@DrNerdLove) May 20, 2019
My wife: The Resteros
Person: Do you watch Game of Thrones
— maura quint (@behindyourback) May 20, 2019
Me, reading my Twitter feed: .... I mean basically
I told my boyfriend I got the job I interviewed for today 😂 mind u he at work. pic.twitter.com/V8M11i5qVi
— Thigh.Goddess (@TreaTrea1) May 20, 2019
Whatever Twitter's intentions were, this is what it has become pic.twitter.com/P06aEc694u
— Adam Graham (@grahamorama) May 20, 2019
May 21
"How will I explain to my 12-year-old child who is being forced to give birth to her rapist's baby that two cartoon characters are getting married?" https://t.co/VnJAIQZLZV
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) May 21, 2019
I still have no idea what DJ Khaled does besides not cunnilingus.
— Dave Hill (@mrdavehill) May 21, 2019
Curry's Offense Be Like...🤣 pic.twitter.com/phkmi2jU3j
— Max (@maxisnicee) May 21, 2019
geez, lighten up everyone, all Ben Carson did was prove he's totally unqualified for a job overseeing the very same high-risk mortgages that nearly bankrupted the entire financial system a few years ago, its not like he left a Starbucks cup on a Game of Thrones set
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) May 21, 2019
May 22
So far Alabama has banned Abortion and Arthur and they're only on the A's
— Sarah Tollemache (@stollemache) May 22, 2019
Alright yea the baby filter was made for Stephen A Smith rants😂 pic.twitter.com/hgmnPB7ZiD
— Dylan (@Dylangonzalez21) May 21, 2019
It was sad enough when Moby was bragging about being a 33 yr old dating an 18 year old.
— Ijeoma Oluo (@IjeomaOluo) May 22, 2019
But it's so fucking pathetic when that once 18 yr old insists that you never dated & you were just creepy, & your response is to say "WE DID TOO DATE" & post a picture of you with no shirt
Hey good news! pic.twitter.com/JkeYa5OeTR
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May 22, 2019
there's gotta be some surgeon ratatouille thing happening with ben carson
— raandy (@randygdub) May 22, 2019
May 23
ME: Please, I beg you, just tell me the ingredients.
— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) May 23, 2019
RECIPE SITE: Sure!
ME: Thank you.
RECIPE SITE: After I explain WHY I love these ingredients—
ME: *Whispers* No.
RECIPE SITE: —It was a crisp, fall evening, and I, a wide-eyed college student, was studying in Rome.
This one meme just shit on the entire planet pic.twitter.com/51XzomcC6Y
— DEE (@Deecarr_) May 23, 2019
everyone snarks about how Drogon is a dragon named Drogon, except that Drogon, Rhaegal, and Viserion are actually WYVERNS—they're quadrupeds, not hexapods, a distinction even a casual student of draconology could tell you so ha ha ha who's lame now,
— Charlotte A. Cavatica (@cavaticat) May 23, 2019
I made something perfect today pic.twitter.com/iyBzmMHFKC
— Jasmin Kaset (@jasminkaset) May 23, 2019
May 24
"ladies and gentlemen"
— Cass Marshall (@RequineGG) May 24, 2019
❌ unnecessarily gendered
❌ overly formal
❌ lengthy
❌ honestly i'm already dozing off
"cowards"
✔️inclusive to all genders
✔️casual and fun
✔️short and to the point
✔️exciting and dynamic
It's completely easy not to feel sorry for her, I'm doing it right now https://t.co/olAsKU2t39
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) May 24, 2019
